Ten things you never thought to ask
about your home.
Zombie survival
How many days your home would hold out. Brick walls and high ground help.
Pumpkin patch potential
How many pumpkins your garden could grow, from its size and soil.
Bats in the roof
Whether the midnight guests would check in, from build era and nearby woodland.
Ghost probability
The odds of a resident ghost, from the age and history of your home.
Trick-or-treat street
How many doors are within reach, and how many sweets that adds up to.
Lights-out survival
How cosy a Halloween power cut would be, from your heating and energy rating.
The witch's cottage test
Whether a witch would move in, from your garden, parking and the green space nearby.
The werewolf sound check
How many neighbours would hear your best howl, from the homes close by.
Secret passage and cellar
The chances of a hidden passage under the floorboards, from your home’s age and type.
Fog and full moon
How atmospheric your Halloween night would be, from the woods and heath around you.
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